ENJOY THESE SIMPLE FACTS OF LIFE …

Money is not everything…There’s MasterCard & Visa.
(My banker tells me - It is the only thing!!)

One should love animals…they are so tasty.

Love thy neighbor…But don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman…and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry…after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Wise never marry…and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term…It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow…what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic…It needs darkness to develop

A good discussion is like a miniskirt…Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover th! e subject

Children in backseats cause accidents…Accidents in backseats cause children

There should be a better way to start a day …other than waking up every morning

” A LC O H O L KILLS SLOWLY”
So what? Who’s in a hurry?

” Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk! (I don’t want to be an exception!)

“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two’s company,
three’s the result!

A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know

If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ….

then it’s not love .. it’s “Infatuation”

If you love some one because you think that you shouldn’t leave him because others think that you shouldn’t …

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle.
“An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.” And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s!

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and Lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don’t take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

And if you don’t send this to at least four people - who cares?
But do share this with someone.

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage:

It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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1. Remember to say “I love you” and “I need you” often.
2. Walk hand in hand in the rain.
3. Write a love poem.
4. Call a radio station and dedicate a favorite song.
5. Write “I Love You” in lipstick or shaving cream on the mirror.
6. Hide love notes in a lunch box, briefcase or purse.
7. Make heart-shaped cinnamon toast for breakfast.
8. Place a love note in the personals section of the newspaper.
9. Take a carriage ride around the city.
10. Plan a surprise getaway.

If you want to start a relationship with a girl, the first thing to do is to check if she’s really interested in you. The problem is that body language is not always a safe way to find this out. There are some girls who can imitate the body language of an interested girl, but they are not interested in you. They will only play with your heart and/or use you.

I bet you see some real sexy looking women that are so pretty it makes your heart flutter when you see them and you wish you had the courage to meet them and date them. How would you like to know how to have a real beautiful woman want and desire you? It is easy and I will show you how.

Romance and Setting a Mood

The following is how to prepare a woman’s mind for incredible sex. If you do this even halfway right, her mind will prepare her body for an unforgettable night. What do I mean? Your words and actions will affect her mood. Her mood will affect her body. Once you get her going in the right direction it gets easier as the night goes on. So where do you start?

1. Once a woman is dressed for any occasion, never ask, “are you going to wear that!?” or, “is that what you’re wearing!?” These types of comments do not create a mood. But if you feel she may need a coat or different type shoe, a tactful suggestion may be appropriate.

A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.

“Mom and Dad, I’m coming home, but I’ve a favor to ask. I have a friend I’d like to bring home with me.