Son to sardar
‘papa…
5+5 kitne hotay hain?
Sardar
‘ullu de pathay,
nalaiq,
Idiot,
Besharam,
Gadhay…
Tujhe kuch nahi ata..
Jaa andar se calculator la.!!

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Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe

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