sardar sms Archive

Son to sardar

Son to sardar ‘papa… 5+5 kitne hotay hain? Sardar....

Taxi driver or sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho....

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar:....

bike taze na chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha....

hum ne cheating ki hay

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata....

saradr ki biwi

sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor k chali gayi. freind:....

sardar to waiter

Waiter: sir,pizza ka 4 pieces karu ya 8 piecess?....

aik sardar girl friend se

Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay…….. Sardar:....